March 2012
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Write one sentence, Tumbl for twenty minutes.
I hate certain people in this country
dancelifemaya:
There is such a thing called “separation of church and state” or had you forgotten that? Stop trying to take away rights of gays, women, minorities, or ANYONE really just because you believe that God is telling you that is wrong. Newsflash. Even if that is what your God wants (which I doubt because the Bible was written by men not personally by God) it doesnt matter when it comes...
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Anonymous asked: You are a fantastic person.
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Believe it or not, I embarrass myself more at home...
I am sitting in front of the computer with my headphones in listening to Childish Gambino. At some point, my sister walks in but I fail to notice.
Here’s the thing: whenever I listen to rap songs, I get, like, really embarrassingly into them and try to be cool by rapping along and pretending to be a thug. Obviously I look like an idiot, though.
So, after a while of probably sitting there...
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Anonymous asked: how are you nad your boy toooooooooy ;)
goals
jasminehtan:
start caring about grades
actually eat healthy and exercise
manage time more wisely
practice chinese
know how and when to be stern
keep promises to myself
bullshit
except replace chinese with bulgarian
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When Gambino says, “Homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ,” in Bonfire, I always say, “Homegirl drop it like the Nazgul,” instead. -____-
February 2012
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TRYING TO WATCH THE NEWEST PRETTY LITTLE LIARS...
~first world problemz~
and i guess it sucks for whoever’s dick this laptop is sucking because it sucks a LOT so i’m sure the poor guy actually gets sick of it
anjanaaaa:
laughing because someone’s being born right now and that poor child won’t turn 1 for another 1460 days
LOL FUCK
awkwardswagger asked: 9 ^____^
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h0lyballz:
I understand whats wrong with “judging people” but I don’t understand how pointing out legitimate facts about them makes me a bad person. People get “judging” and “knowing” mixed up a lot. If I honestly know a person is a certain way i’m not assuming and making up false allegations, hop off my dick.
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If I had to choose between fucking Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, I would probably choose Angelina.
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I like it when people remember things about me, especially stuff that I sometimes can’t even remember about myself. It makes me feel like I’m important to them.
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“And yet somehow the most matter-of-fact person could not help thinking of the...”
– Upton Sinclair; The Jungle
Anonymous asked: I SEE YOU AND KENNETH IN THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW AND YOURE HELLA CUTE
harro: I miss Borders. →
ilikecitrus:
I’m pretty sure I went there so often the people watching the security cameras could recognize me in a heartbeat.
Unfortunately, I was also a part of the reason it closed as I shamelessly read hundreds of books there without paying a cent.
Still, I miss it. I was always there the day the books I…
I was thinking about how much I miss Borders while I was at Landmark tonight...
“If you were mine, I’d kiss your ankles and neck and the tip of your nose. I’d...”
– Camryn Pulaski Day (via petalis)
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I DON'T FEEL LIKE DRESSING CUTE FOR SCHOOL...
hobo status. yolo.
or should i say hobo.
Anonymous asked: Not anymore! Now you're LXXVI.
Anonymous asked: what does the "XVII" in your description mean
Anonymous asked: YOU AND KENNETH ARE HELLA CUTE. GO OUT ALREADYYYYYYYYY.
For some reason I have absolutely no desire to sleep. This is not good.